So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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