Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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