Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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