Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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