On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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