Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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