I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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