oh god the rape fog is back!
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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