Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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