He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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