nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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