You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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