Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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