Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I have tasted many bathrooms
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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