In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
