and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
