i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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