I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
