Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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