How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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