there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she peed on how many people?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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