The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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