we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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