have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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