I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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