We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
