yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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