I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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