We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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