8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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