You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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