That's intense
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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