Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
do herpes really smell.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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