using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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