i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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