So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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