haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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