direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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