if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Panties = found
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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