he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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