is your mom at the bar?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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