ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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