Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's JV to your varsity
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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