Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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