In the future we'll all be gay
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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