He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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