Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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