There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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