I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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