Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
my nose is crying tears of wow.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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