I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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