im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
high people should be assigned attendants
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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