You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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