Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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