Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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