Fuck appropriateness.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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